we mourn here today to the demise of my dear beloved, Adidas Korfu Suede, Model No. 547443 that has descended to a life of alienation in the hands of a formidable stranger of wealth and interest on this beloved form of t human-made being. The first time I met Korfu Suede, It was shining in it's greenious glory andags with 3 baige stripes and 3 intimidating digits of numerical value resting in it's glorious shelf, but I fell in love with It. I tried it on, perfect in size and structure as though made especially for me in heaven. Green was my favourite colour, and It was green. I vowed to return and take authority on this magnificient design of elegance and beauty once I overcome the 3 numerical digits barrier but it was futile. I walked and glanced at It each time I was in the men's shoe section where I can sense It's presence. I wore various styles of jeans and pants and tried them all for compatibility and It was perfect. Today I tried It, It was perfect as usual. Then a personnel said, It was the last pair and the last size. I shattered inside, my desires, my dreams and my hope was gone as the walls of the barrier still remained towering upon me on authority, the price devoured me. I've lost Hope. A great Adidas It is and It will always remain in my heart for now and forever. Amen

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