Saturday, November 27
I find this link rather amusing.. somehow, it does give an explanation to the rapid increase of pre-marital sex activities and H.I.V. cases in the U.S. .. LoL
I am no doubt troubled..
I am no doubt troubled..
Labels: laughs
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Thursday, November 25
the popularity of pc gaming and the addiction has somehow been sucked into my life from nowhere and the origines of that force has yet to be recognized.. finally for the sake of all pc gamers, though as lame and pathetic as I may sound, I have finally learnt how to play "Warcraft".. people liked it.. they were talking about it.. some are crazed about it.. and now, I'm playin it.. same goes with Counter Strike Condition Zero.. :P not really a gamer back then.. but dunno why gaming seems fun now.. in fact, just came back from gaming with some friends at T1 playin CS, I got screwed up pretty bad for an amateur..
went to JPJ on tuesday since my cousin wanted me to accompany her to 12th mile for an appeal to lower down the fine for a parking ticket worth RM200+.. when we got to the cramped "clinic", our number was 140+ and the counter reached numbers till 80 only.. a friend of mine waited for three hours and still waiting from 9am till 12pm and his number was still only 60+ and .. makes you wonder where all out tax money goes to instead of forming more counters to accomodate more people..
sleepy.. anyway, I hate Byork.. she sings as if she's tone death..
went to JPJ on tuesday since my cousin wanted me to accompany her to 12th mile for an appeal to lower down the fine for a parking ticket worth RM200+.. when we got to the cramped "clinic", our number was 140+ and the counter reached numbers till 80 only.. a friend of mine waited for three hours and still waiting from 9am till 12pm and his number was still only 60+ and .. makes you wonder where all out tax money goes to instead of forming more counters to accomodate more people..
sleepy.. anyway, I hate Byork.. she sings as if she's tone death..
Labels: rants
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Tuesday, November 23
the one good thing that has happened to me all day. 
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today has been a rather soi day considering the fact that a smorgasbord of unluckiness seemed to hit me from the moment i stepped out of my house.
first, my wallet was empty. ok, nothing very unlucky about that just uncontrolled spending on my part. but wait! it gets better. having not enough money and going to town is like jumping out of a 10 storey building and just hoping you'll break a leg. so my mom then asked me to go to the ATM machine across my neighbourhood and withdraw some cash. ok, i thought, not so bad. so i called steven and since we were heading for the arcade anyways he dropped me off at the ATM. now, this is where the fun part begins.
"let's see...i could have sworn my pin no. was...uh..."
"...u forgot ur pin no, didn't you?"
"no! 'course not! here we go it's ******!!"
*Wrong Pin Entered*
"..."
"..."
"ah i got it!! it's ******!! i'd bet my initial d cards on it!!"
*Wrong Pin Entered*
"ooooook. this is bad."
so this went on for about 9 times until i decided that i should come back to the bank office later and go play initial d forawhile with the little money i had on me. so i spent all the cash on me trying to complete the game and i beat it and realised my card had expired and i had to insert another 9 tokens to continue. ok nvm since the new card i got was the super gaya natsuki in bikini one as u can see above. (Muahahahhah eat it alex!!) The uncanny thing was, no matter how many times i tried, i couldn't defeat bunta at akina. the old bastard is fast. so wasted more money on trying to defeat him but failing every single time then steven has to go rub salt in my wounds by challenging me to a race which he would definitely win anyways. boo hoo.
so at lunch we were eating at CP and then i inhaled some water which got stuck up my nose and i was coughing and sneezing like a goddamn n00b who couldn't even drink water properly wtf. everyone was like "damn kid can't even drink some water without coughing like a goddamn geezer with asthma". sad lah.
then went back to the Maybank office to get a new card since i totally condemned mine. some more bad luck comes my way when the office people told me that i had to come back in 30 minutes time since the person in charge was out for lunch. great 30 mins to kill. oh well i'll go to the coffeeshop across the street and hang out there 'till lunch is over. so went there, ordered some mee pok which i was certain i couldn't finish after eating seafood kuay teow b4. oh well. then later i found out the coffeeshop was already closed and they weren't serving drinks and that all the workers were watching TV. wtf so i was there all alone in an empty coffeeshop eating mee pok like some poor sad n00b. damn no water somemore so i choked more on the dryness of the noodles. >.<" then later went BACK to Maybank and renewed my card which later cost me RM12 to renew and the office lady was like "wow this card is new and you're already making a new one" and i'm like "uh yeah forgot my pin no, didn't write it down mumble mumble". so sad. and then walked home 'cos i told steven to just leave me at the bank since it was within walking distance. *sigh* well, at least i have my natsuki-in-bikini card....
"uh, lu ai challenge mai?" some ah beng to steven at the hock lee arcade. steven promptly whipped him by 300m+.
first, my wallet was empty. ok, nothing very unlucky about that just uncontrolled spending on my part. but wait! it gets better. having not enough money and going to town is like jumping out of a 10 storey building and just hoping you'll break a leg. so my mom then asked me to go to the ATM machine across my neighbourhood and withdraw some cash. ok, i thought, not so bad. so i called steven and since we were heading for the arcade anyways he dropped me off at the ATM. now, this is where the fun part begins.
"let's see...i could have sworn my pin no. was...uh..."
"...u forgot ur pin no, didn't you?"
"no! 'course not! here we go it's ******!!"
*Wrong Pin Entered*
"..."
"..."
"ah i got it!! it's ******!! i'd bet my initial d cards on it!!"
*Wrong Pin Entered*
"ooooook. this is bad."
so this went on for about 9 times until i decided that i should come back to the bank office later and go play initial d forawhile with the little money i had on me. so i spent all the cash on me trying to complete the game and i beat it and realised my card had expired and i had to insert another 9 tokens to continue. ok nvm since the new card i got was the super gaya natsuki in bikini one as u can see above. (Muahahahhah eat it alex!!) The uncanny thing was, no matter how many times i tried, i couldn't defeat bunta at akina. the old bastard is fast. so wasted more money on trying to defeat him but failing every single time then steven has to go rub salt in my wounds by challenging me to a race which he would definitely win anyways. boo hoo.
so at lunch we were eating at CP and then i inhaled some water which got stuck up my nose and i was coughing and sneezing like a goddamn n00b who couldn't even drink water properly wtf. everyone was like "damn kid can't even drink some water without coughing like a goddamn geezer with asthma". sad lah.
then went back to the Maybank office to get a new card since i totally condemned mine. some more bad luck comes my way when the office people told me that i had to come back in 30 minutes time since the person in charge was out for lunch. great 30 mins to kill. oh well i'll go to the coffeeshop across the street and hang out there 'till lunch is over. so went there, ordered some mee pok which i was certain i couldn't finish after eating seafood kuay teow b4. oh well. then later i found out the coffeeshop was already closed and they weren't serving drinks and that all the workers were watching TV. wtf so i was there all alone in an empty coffeeshop eating mee pok like some poor sad n00b. damn no water somemore so i choked more on the dryness of the noodles. >.<" then later went BACK to Maybank and renewed my card which later cost me RM12 to renew and the office lady was like "wow this card is new and you're already making a new one" and i'm like "uh yeah forgot my pin no, didn't write it down mumble mumble". so sad. and then walked home 'cos i told steven to just leave me at the bank since it was within walking distance. *sigh* well, at least i have my natsuki-in-bikini card....
"uh, lu ai challenge mai?" some ah beng to steven at the hock lee arcade. steven promptly whipped him by 300m+.
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Monday, November 22
after mr chua's physics tuition on saturday.. the original plan was to go to kevin's famous kueh chap stall for lunch, apparently when we reach there, it's closed even with the fact that we gave him an hour handphone call and all kevin said when we reached there was "the workers already closed".. desperately, 7 of us ended up eating the most common chinese cuisine ever in hawking history.. Chicken Rice.. damn the increase in petrol price... after, since we had nothing to do.. me, lawrence and alexis decided to go for a stroll down town for a lil' window shopping.. finished sarawak plaza and tun jugah (damn nice Adidas shoes), on the way heading to parkson, the rain gradually started pouring and we manage to arrive just in time.. did more window shopping there and we kinda got bored, so we went to Crowne Plaza Riverside Suite.. at the lobby, took a lift up to the third floor where known as the floor where the Foochow Association international conference meeting is held, POSING as residents of the suite.. all four of us (chee hong who joined in at sarawak plaza earlier) walked with "pride" through the lobby on the way to the conference room.. saw a reception table with stacks of FREE newspaper of the day, all of us took one each and settled down on the sofas at each side and started reading (that's where I read about the article bout the penises being cut) in the meantime waiting for the rain to stop.. out of guilt, we wanted to return the papers when we finished but they had already shifted the reception table somewhere else.. so I decided to take my only copy and made our way down to the lobby and the main door of the suite and make a run for it.. lol.. rain's still pouring and that's where the newspaper I took gets handy.. we covered ourselves with sheets of the newspaper and ran till the nearest area to the parking spot.. hmm.. so much for my reading.. haha..
well, I must say that that day was the most fun I ever had out of all the other days of window shoppings.. hehe
"In this world, NO ONE can be considered either correct or right"
well, I must say that that day was the most fun I ever had out of all the other days of window shoppings.. hehe
"In this world, NO ONE can be considered either correct or right"
Labels: laughs
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Saturday, November 20
I don't know if u guys read this news about a robbery acted by two teenagers aged 14 and 15 on a House Painter in Thailand on today's Sarawak Tribune (bottom front page).. somehow trying not being sadistic, I find it really really bizzarely amusing... Lol..
THAI MAN CUTS OFF TEENS' PENISES FOR THEFT
November, 20 - A 40-year-old Thai house painter has been arrested for cutting off the penises of two teenagers he believed had robbed him, police said on Friday. Manit Simathamthan confessed to slicing off the penises of a 14-year-old boy and his 15-year-old friend with a shaving razor on Thursday in punishment for allegedly stealing 1 000 baht (RM87.50) in cash from his home and 50 000 baht (RM4375) from a cash machine using his card. Manit, who faces up to 10 years jail, told police he handcuffed the boys at his Bangkok home, mutilated them and threw their penises into a nearby canal before one of the victims managed to escape and contact police. The 15-year-old boy also had his left ear cut. Usually reserved for quarrels between lovers, penis cutting is unusually common in Thailand where health officials lead the world in re-attachment surgery. However, police said they had not been able to retrieve the teenagers' penises from the canal.
Almighty God, forgive and HEAL them..
THAI MAN CUTS OFF TEENS' PENISES FOR THEFT
November, 20 - A 40-year-old Thai house painter has been arrested for cutting off the penises of two teenagers he believed had robbed him, police said on Friday. Manit Simathamthan confessed to slicing off the penises of a 14-year-old boy and his 15-year-old friend with a shaving razor on Thursday in punishment for allegedly stealing 1 000 baht (RM87.50) in cash from his home and 50 000 baht (RM4375) from a cash machine using his card. Manit, who faces up to 10 years jail, told police he handcuffed the boys at his Bangkok home, mutilated them and threw their penises into a nearby canal before one of the victims managed to escape and contact police. The 15-year-old boy also had his left ear cut. Usually reserved for quarrels between lovers, penis cutting is unusually common in Thailand where health officials lead the world in re-attachment surgery. However, police said they had not been able to retrieve the teenagers' penises from the canal.
Almighty God, forgive and HEAL them..
Labels: laughs
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Tuesday, November 16
the same old cliche movie.. The Incredibles..watched it last nite with joel, erv and russ.. good vs evil as in hero vs villain.. who wins? obviously the hero.. always the good guys.. I've gotta give the creators the props man.. the graphics and effects are really super nice, almost close to reality.. too bad my eyesight wasn't performing in it's optimum state and I have yet to have the time to go do my new glasses.. sigh.. pitiful..
went out with clarrisa today driving aimlessly around town looking for The British Council for her UCAS form.. out of desperation, we went to the old court house to the visitor's information centre to ask for the location as well as going to the nearby cyber cafe to get the address.. and this is what we got.. just in case some of you guys wants to know WHERE exactly it is..
ADDRESS
Sublot 63, Block A, Level 2
Taman Sri Sarawak Mall
93758 Kuching Sarawak
Malaysia
Postal Address
P O Box 2963
93758 Kuching
Sarawak
Malaysia
Telephone +60 (0) 82 256 044
Fax +60 (0) 82 425 199
Email sarawak@britishcouncil.org.my
looking at the map above, any true local kuching people could tell that the Red dot on the map isn't exactly pin pointing the exact location of The British Council rather than leading us into a BIG maze with uncountable number of stores with smelly pissy alleys and stairs.. ugh.. disgusting!... we finally abandoned the hunt and had our "brunch" (clarrisa's term for Breakfast + Lunch) at Kenny Rogers and Coffee Bean at 3pm in the afternoon since both of us woke up around noon time.. lol
PA tuition tomorow at 4 again.. sigh..............
went out with clarrisa today driving aimlessly around town looking for The British Council for her UCAS form.. out of desperation, we went to the old court house to the visitor's information centre to ask for the location as well as going to the nearby cyber cafe to get the address.. and this is what we got.. just in case some of you guys wants to know WHERE exactly it is..
ADDRESS
Sublot 63, Block A, Level 2
Taman Sri Sarawak Mall
93758 Kuching Sarawak
Malaysia
Postal Address
P O Box 2963
93758 Kuching
Sarawak
Malaysia
Telephone +60 (0) 82 256 044
Fax +60 (0) 82 425 199
Email sarawak@britishcouncil.org.my
looking at the map above, any true local kuching people could tell that the Red dot on the map isn't exactly pin pointing the exact location of The British Council rather than leading us into a BIG maze with uncountable number of stores with smelly pissy alleys and stairs.. ugh.. disgusting!... we finally abandoned the hunt and had our "brunch" (clarrisa's term for Breakfast + Lunch) at Kenny Rogers and Coffee Bean at 3pm in the afternoon since both of us woke up around noon time.. lol
PA tuition tomorow at 4 again.. sigh..............
Labels: movies
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Friday, November 12
I could feel the strained aching muscles on my leg till today after three days from the Kubah Trip on Tuesday.. just ouch.. u have no idea how many bottles of the tradisional "Ameltz Yoko Yoko" solution have I used up to relieve those sore leg muscles of mine.. walking a tiring 2160 Ft uphill tar road circulating up the mountain and I mean UPHILL more than 50 degrees or less than 80 degrees of inclination, poor Amstuz.. the exhausting 2 hours and a half walk up was really tiring but redeemed itself with a superb view of a bird's eye perspective of the hills and rivers of Sarawak, of course I did manage to take some pictures.. and on the other hand, going DOWN was the worst part I guess.. we couldn't run down and if we did, it'll be something like approaching free fall velocity at 9.81ms-² with VERY very lousy brakes and adding to the risk of breaking our necks should we fall.. if we walked slowly, our toes would suffer and finally topping up with weird toe nail deformities.. probably I should get a pedicure..? lol.. perhaps it's a sign that I should start exercising and rejuvenating those lazy muscles of mine.. hmm.. That's a theory.. owh and I've taken some pictures during the trip and uploaded them onto this link.. check em out alrite..
well good news for the cinemas.. Desmond has finally made his return to the cinema world.. Thank me Star Cineplex.. watched a late movie last nite, the Thai Horror movie "Shutter" with Dennis, didn't planned to watch any movies last night till I got a call while on my way walking home from PA tuition at 3rd mile to Padungan at town since no friends wanted to drive me home, no kiddin.. I walked.. imagine me walking that far with my sore legs.. sigh.. anyway, watched another Japanese horror movie "One Missed Call" with Clarissa on wednesday afternoon as well.. next movie on the list is "The Incredibles" and "The Terminal" and hopefully "Shark Tales".. hiaks..
The holiday's been really boring.. all I did was going out with friends.. spent money and doing my maths also with the usual tuitions on wednesday and thursday evenings.. now my wallet's like completely empty.. I wonder how am I gonna survive till the end of the holidays.. my intentions on spenditure are questionable and I regreted it a lot..
"Friends aren't friends when they are friends, but True Friends are friends when they aren't friends"
well good news for the cinemas.. Desmond has finally made his return to the cinema world.. Thank me Star Cineplex.. watched a late movie last nite, the Thai Horror movie "Shutter" with Dennis, didn't planned to watch any movies last night till I got a call while on my way walking home from PA tuition at 3rd mile to Padungan at town since no friends wanted to drive me home, no kiddin.. I walked.. imagine me walking that far with my sore legs.. sigh.. anyway, watched another Japanese horror movie "One Missed Call" with Clarissa on wednesday afternoon as well.. next movie on the list is "The Incredibles" and "The Terminal" and hopefully "Shark Tales".. hiaks..
The holiday's been really boring.. all I did was going out with friends.. spent money and doing my maths also with the usual tuitions on wednesday and thursday evenings.. now my wallet's like completely empty.. I wonder how am I gonna survive till the end of the holidays.. my intentions on spenditure are questionable and I regreted it a lot..
"Friends aren't friends when they are friends, but True Friends are friends when they aren't friends"
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Friday, November 5
first week of holiday was pretty much boring.. stuck at aunt's place watching Oprah for the whole day every morning with wednesday afternoons tuition for PA, soon including thursdays next week substituting for Dec.. my initial plan was to try to study as much as possible but now I'm trying to finish this stupid flash project I have here by saturday given the extended dateline..
went out with classmate cindy, chen wei, nurul, and ros on monday and watched The Grudge, voices of two surrounded amplified loud speakers (cindy and ros) were vibrating my ear drums to it's maximum amplitude and by gosh it's a miracle my ears still function now.. yeah it was scary alrite.. I gotta admit that me myself did a lil "expressing" during the movie as well.. hehe
relieved, my little aged 4 niece which calls me "Uncle" chinese in "Jiu Jiu" (weird) and her mum in other words my cousin and her mom, my aunt took the morning flight at 9 and left.. tears and sorrow followed by teary advices and hugs filled the house up till she left for the airport and the sorrow and pain was too much for me to bare so I stayed back at home.. boy was I happy.. that lil spoilt brat..
innocently watching Oprah when.....
lil niece: "uncle I wanna watch CD, open for me..."
me: "uncle is watching a show, after it finish then I open for you ok? nah kuai.."
lil niece: "nyehyyy.. I want to watch CD.. Nyeehhh...!!" (faking the cries with red eyes)
me: "ok ok I open for you.."
lil niece: "..... :) " (stopped "crying")
me: "......" (continue watching my show ignoring her)
lil niece: "why haven't open for me?? nyeehhhhhyy" (again start faking)
me: "..... ok ok I open for you later.. wait ha"
*cycle continues till the show finishes
after PA class yesterday night which also happens to be a movie day.. watched The Grudge again since my other buddies planned to watch it and throughout the whole movie I dozed off ignoring of Kayako's "AaahH ahhh ahhhh" growlings with ease.. somehow, it wasn't scary anymore.. payed RM6 for an hour and 45 min sleep in the cinema.. LoL
had a haircut this morning at my aunt's saloon and went to sarawak plaza, bought myself a cheap shoe for next tuesday's trip to Kubah and Matang Family Park.. remind me to get a cap and also sunscreen lotion SPF 30 and an extra pair of socks.. hiakz.. I'll try to get a digital camera from my cousin to take pictures of the day trip.. can't wait..
went out with classmate cindy, chen wei, nurul, and ros on monday and watched The Grudge, voices of two surrounded amplified loud speakers (cindy and ros) were vibrating my ear drums to it's maximum amplitude and by gosh it's a miracle my ears still function now.. yeah it was scary alrite.. I gotta admit that me myself did a lil "expressing" during the movie as well.. hehe
relieved, my little aged 4 niece which calls me "Uncle" chinese in "Jiu Jiu" (weird) and her mum in other words my cousin and her mom, my aunt took the morning flight at 9 and left.. tears and sorrow followed by teary advices and hugs filled the house up till she left for the airport and the sorrow and pain was too much for me to bare so I stayed back at home.. boy was I happy.. that lil spoilt brat..
innocently watching Oprah when.....
lil niece: "uncle I wanna watch CD, open for me..."
me: "uncle is watching a show, after it finish then I open for you ok? nah kuai.."
lil niece: "nyehyyy.. I want to watch CD.. Nyeehhh...!!" (faking the cries with red eyes)
me: "ok ok I open for you.."
lil niece: "..... :) " (stopped "crying")
me: "......" (continue watching my show ignoring her)
lil niece: "why haven't open for me?? nyeehhhhhyy" (again start faking)
me: "..... ok ok I open for you later.. wait ha"
*cycle continues till the show finishes
after PA class yesterday night which also happens to be a movie day.. watched The Grudge again since my other buddies planned to watch it and throughout the whole movie I dozed off ignoring of Kayako's "AaahH ahhh ahhhh" growlings with ease.. somehow, it wasn't scary anymore.. payed RM6 for an hour and 45 min sleep in the cinema.. LoL
had a haircut this morning at my aunt's saloon and went to sarawak plaza, bought myself a cheap shoe for next tuesday's trip to Kubah and Matang Family Park.. remind me to get a cap and also sunscreen lotion SPF 30 and an extra pair of socks.. hiakz.. I'll try to get a digital camera from my cousin to take pictures of the day trip.. can't wait..
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